DJS3's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dumbass Shootout]

Ohhh... Violence!!!

This was short and sweet. It doesn't include any
sappy plot that would otherwise slow down the
action. Any film that includes a guy with blue
hair going balistic scores high points in my book.
You should make a series staring that dude. He is
the man. Keep up the good work (Just like Viagra,
but without the tingly blue aftertaste!)

[Most Annoying Movie Ever!]

Just what I needed! Thanx!

I just finished watching this movie over and over
again for an hour. I must say that the music and
all the pretty colours were quite soothing. After
previously watching your films of shooting people
for fun, I think it's time I polish my Glock and
make a trip to Dick's for some ammo. I'm so happy
I remembered to renew my NRA membership. I'm such
a happy boy. :-)

[Shooting People for Fun!]

Thank you Sir. May I have another?

This was too cool! It was almost as if I was in
the middle of the carnage as it was happening. I
hope you make a lot more films such as this. The
simple style of this transcends most of the stick
figure animation here. You're doing a fantastic
job! Oh, one other thing...
Remember kids, there are people on this planet who
are alive today only because it's still against
the law to shoot them. Perhaps you're one of
them. :-)

[SHUT UP!]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God Damnit!!!!!!!!!
This was so funny I had to laugh really hard.
The only problem is that I was in the middle
of drinking a big glass of Diet Coke(tm) when
I was watching it and it came up through my
nose. Now my entire nasal passage is burning
like a motherfucker! Hehehe! That is kinda
funny in itself. Perhaps I'll someday make a
Flash film of me doing that. I have to go now
and find some Kleenex(tm). Nice job on the
film. It really is excellent!

[Shooting People For Fun 2]

Deserves an Oscar.

This was freggin' AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's the coolest violent film at Newgrounds.
It was certainly 3 months well spent. I do
hope a sequel is made! BRAVO!

[Ugly Mean Chickie]

I'd have rather lit my penis on fire!

THIS WAS LAME AND A BIG WASTE OF TIME!

[Breakdancing]

I'd have rather lit my penis on fire!

A WASTE OF TIME!

[F]

I'd have rather lit my penis on fire!

A BIG WASTE OF TIME!

[Booty-Dance 3]

AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was too cool!
I could watch that for hours!

[Saturday Night Ferrell]

Will Ferrell kicks ass!

Will has long been the best cast member on SNL and this is a great tribute to him. THANX!