DJS3's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[On the Inside]

Yawn...

Stick Men are so 5 years ago. Why not make an ASCII movie while you're feeling so creative there, Skippy.

[rollercoaster of death]

Ughh!!!

The music is horrible, and that's the best part of the entire thing. Needs more work than Michael Jackson's face.

[The Ladies Man Show]

Poorly executed.

If Tim Meadows were dead, he'd be rolling in his grave because of this atrocious effort. I could almost understand if you just didn't have any artistic talent, but this was simply lame. Here is some advice... Ask your mom to take you to the library (don't let all the books scare you). When you get there, as the nice lady behind the desk where you could find a dictionary. When you find it, look up the word "creativity." When you find out what that means, ask mom for a quarter, so even if you don't understand what creativity is, perhaps you'll be able to buy a clue. Good luck!

[My First Pet]

I'd have rather lit my penis on fire!

In case you were wondering where the bottom of the barrel was, you're at it!

[Mindfuck Card Trick]

I'd have rather lit my penis on fire!!!

This is recycled crap!
TOTAL WASTE OF TIME!!!
AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!

Razier2000 responds:

hmmm. light it on fire then. Oh and by the way YOU MAKE GREAT FLASH!!!
rule number 1
dont criticize unless you can make better :)
Rule number 2
IF you say you are gonna light your penis on fire FUCKING DO IT AND SPARE ME THE WORD FUMBLING

[Spare Heads]

WTF???

This was just plain aweful. The music gave me a headache.

[Bridge Safety]

I'd have rather lit my penis on fire!

TOTAL WASTE OF TIME!!!
AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!

exfuga responds:

i really hate when people critisize flash movies when they have none at all... which probably shows they dont even know gow to use flash..

[I Eat People]

Dang it! Now I'm hungry!!!

That was very original and even more so, it was funny. That song made me hungrier than I've been in quite some time. I do have to state that I am a bit bias towards the song because I eat people too, although only the female of the species (they're tender, ya know), and only a select few at that. Thank you so much for sharing your creativity with us.

[The Secret Speech]

It was OK.

Hmmm...

[paid advertisement]

The kid is freaky, man.

That kid irks my liver, I tell ya. Very cute, nonetheless. He is definetly competetion for Tony Robbins.