DJS3's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[While You Were Away]

Are you serious?

This was aweful. Did someone hit you on the head earlier today?

kittyanya responds:

Noooo. I have a nice sense of humor and thought it was cute when my friend was playign his game.

[Mafia:Franky Goes Miami 2]

AMAZING!!!

This is better than part one.
GREAT JOB!
EXCELLENT!
Please make a part three!

Bachine responds:

Wow, thanks so much. Im thinking about part 3. I dont know. I just need a good script, and then im all for it. Yeh, this is quite an improvement since part one, I can tell. Thanks for reviewing.

[I got squares]

Due to popular demand???

Were all the other voices in your head demanding you to submit anyother entry to prove how week your intelligence is?

No-blam-4-u responds:

WOW! U CAN HEAR THEM TOO?? and how does this show how smart i am? i bet i could out brainify u!! and yes, due to popular demand.

And i see you don't have any flash movies, either they were to crappy to survive judgement or you just haven't tried cause ur a lazy bastard!

So, next time perhaps you could be a little nicer and tell em what i should do so my stuff isn't shit, instead of pure critisism, you weiner. Did you hate my production cause im black?? is that it you racist bastard! i'lll get you, I'LL GET YOU ALL

[Mathew]

It sucked.

The music is the best aspect of this submission. The animation, the graphics, and plot are all laking is substance. You need to refine them all before submitting.

Dark182 responds:

yeah, right now I'm working on my drawing and just learning more about flash.

[Stick VS. Redeemer]

Not bad, not bad at all.

My general opinion of stick figures is "they suck" and that's still true, but this was very well executed. Perhaps if all stick figure movies were this good, they wouldn't be the bane of my existance. It would be great if your talent was used to create a full-bodied series of movies. GREAT WORK!

Chock responds:

Thx for being honest... consider this movie a practice run, just trying out different styles ya know.. The really good stuff are on their way ;) and it won't be stick =P

[lolods]

An idiots guide. Wow.

Isn't this like explaining how to boil water?

Homophobe responds:

thta's quite hard too

[Mindfuck Card Trick]

I'd have rather lit my penis on fire!!!

This is recycled crap!
TOTAL WASTE OF TIME!!!
AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!

Razier2000 responds:

hmmm. light it on fire then. Oh and by the way YOU MAKE GREAT FLASH!!!
rule number 1
dont criticize unless you can make better :)
Rule number 2
IF you say you are gonna light your penis on fire FUCKING DO IT AND SPARE ME THE WORD FUMBLING

[Bridge Safety]

I'd have rather lit my penis on fire!

TOTAL WASTE OF TIME!!!
AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!

exfuga responds:

i really hate when people critisize flash movies when they have none at all... which probably shows they dont even know gow to use flash..

[wonders of communication]

I'd have rather lit my penis on fire!!!

This is recycled crap!

SlinkyMalinki responds:

suck my non existant balls

[BobFromAccounting 1]

A Great Effort!!!

This was cute. It would be great if it had original music.

bobfromaccounting responds:

Thank you. It's a parody, which is what bobfromaccounting.com is all about. In fact, it's a parody OF a parody. :)