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[PhotoReading Infomercial]

Hits the nail on the head!

This is an amusing tribute/parody/roast of those
staples of late night/early morning tv channels
that I always end up watching. Infomercials just
hypnotize me. When watching them, I feel as if
Don LePre, Tony Robbins, & Carlton Sheets are my
three best buds. This film gave me the warm
fuzzies just thinking about them. ;-)

["News To You"]

Well done!

Cool homage to newsreels.
I felt as if I was back in the 40s.

[Corporate Puppet]

Deserves an Oscar.

This is a film everyone should see before they go on their first interview. The stark truth this portrays is the reason I now work for myself.

[College University pt 2]

Tres Bien! ...er sumptin' like dat!

Very cool! A nice improvement from part one.
You can't go wrong with a dancing Bigfoot!

[College University pt 1]

It was alright.

It was funny, but just OK; nothing spectacular.
Hopefully there will be more of a plot in Part II, which I'm going to watch next.

[Star Wars : Lo Mein]

Kick ass, baby!!!

This was funny to the point that it made the sides of my tummy hurt to the point I had to be taken to the hospital. When Darth played with the hand puppets was VERY VERY FUNNY!!!